Here's me with my good friend Wally. Wally is very proud of his ear hair. I don't get it.

Wally is the only cat in the house that will play with me. We play tug-o-war with a rope. Wally hooks it with his claws and I drag him around. Oh what fun! Too bad Wally's a cat but it's not his fault. I don't hold it against him. We can't all be perfect.